Seriously, facebook? Is this 2006?

You can force my planet into turmoil any day. Hnnng. 

when your mind immediately draws a parallel to an emo song from 2002.

1. What is this message you’re sending? “It’s okay to jump off buildings if you REALLY love someone. You’ll survive.”

2. This. You bitch.

3. Reichenbach: No fucking idea how he survived.

tATM: Obvious how they survived JUST TO MOCK US!

kennyechelon:

I didn’t think it was literal.

youcouldcomewithme:

i just walked downstairs and my mom goes

“how was it”

in response i knocked a bunch of shit off the counter, slowly picked up the entire cookie jar and walked back upstairs

Susan, the Foul-Mouthed Transexual Horse.

crocodilepatronus:

jennstarkid:

everything will be explained later

i’m reblogging this because the sherlock fandom is terrifying and I’m scared that if I don’t reblog this one day I’m just going to be killed in my sleep when they rid the world of all non-believers or something and that’s what they meant by “everything will be explained later”

bladeinthenorth:

points if you ask as a fictional character